Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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