I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
