rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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