Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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