that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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