covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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