And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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