GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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