So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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