It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
