Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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