ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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