He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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