And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
