I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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