I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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