We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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