Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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