So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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