NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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