Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We left an ass print on the piano.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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