ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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