Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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