Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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