He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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