Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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