question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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