The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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