can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
