do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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