So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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