69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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