If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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