You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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