My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize