im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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