CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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