where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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