is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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