Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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