This girl is more easily done than said...
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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