So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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