so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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