Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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