just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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