My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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