I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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