We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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