'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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