i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Randomize
