worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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