Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize