So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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