You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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