I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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