I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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