That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize